Lautkar phir wahi zamaane aa gaye
Hansi ki duniya ko wo darane aa gaye
Mach gayi hai har taraf khalbali yaaro
Suna hai ki jungle mein sher puraane aa gaye
Aazadi ke naam mera paigaam
Yeh na samajhna yeh swaadheenta hamein yun hi mili hai
Har kali iss baagh ki khoon peekar hi khili hai
Bichh gaye wo neev mein, deewaro ke neeche gade hain
Yeh mahal apne shaheedo ki chitao pe khade hain!
Ek aag si hum lagane aa gaye
Ki sehra mein phool khilane aa gaye
Ae gum, apna boriya bistar bandh le
Hum fiza mein khushi failane aa gaye
Yaar kapil tu bada bhagyashaali hai,
Tujhe mili aisi khushhali hai, mohatarma..
Kirayedaar ki jarurat to idhar bhi hai
Dil ka ek kamra idhar bhi khali hai
Guru…
Kahawat hai jo hansati hai wahi phansati hai
Har shaadi shuda shakhs ke dil mein gharwali ke alawa ek baharwali bhi basti hai
Aa gaye hain hamari mehfil mein yeh teen yaar
Hone wali ab grand masti hai..
Kapil: Arz kiya hai ki Dil mein fariyaad aur hontho pe dua hai
Anu: Maut, Maut khel hai aur zindagi Juaaa hai
Sidhu: Arey Anu Malik, zara bach ke rehna, ghar mein hamari bua hai
Kapil: Koi mujhe batayega, waqt kya hua hai?
Anu: Aag lag gayi jab se aapne mujhe chhua hai
Kapil: Paaji, main to shararati hoon hi, aapko kya hua hai?
Sidhu: Yeh bhagwan ki dua hai!
Anu: Isme koi shaq nahin, Zindagi Dhuaan hai, Dhuaa hai, dhuaaa hai
Kapil: Dil pe kisi ka zor nahin hota
Anu: Shhhh, Dil toot jaaye to shor nahin hota
Sidhu: India ka har neta, chor nahin hota
Kapil: Sidhu paaji chahe lakho sher sunaye, banda kabhi bore nahin hota
Kapil: Mil jaaye to khat, to fansana bana denge
Sidhu: Annu Ji, Bua ke naina aapko deewana bana denge
Anu: Agar aaloo pyaz mil jaaye, to bua ke liye khana bana denge
Kapil: 2-4 line mil gayi, raat tak yeh gaana bana denge
Na kisi baat ka dukh hai
Aur na kisi baat ka darr hai
Zindagi haseen hai, khushiyo ka safar hai
Kapil aisa lagta hai, Yeh tera hi nahin yeh Anu malik ka ghar hai
Kapil, tere production house ka naam hai, K9
Everything is fantastic here, everything is fine!
Jinka naam sunke milti hain ek badi si kick
Jinki fan hai yaha pe baithi har ek chick
Jinke intezaar me ghadi kar rahi hai tick tick tick
None other than, please welcome Anu Malik
Ek karwa hum apne sath lekar aaye hain
Na mandap hai, na ghodi hai
Phir bhi khushiyo ki baarat
sath mein lekar aaye hain
Daadi,
Zindagi apne aap mein hi ek nasha hai
Arey ladkhada ke jeene mein kya maza hai
Jung mein hathiyar nahin, Jigra kaam aata hai
Zindagi mein paisa nahin, Hunar kaam aata hai
Yun to kayi naam aate hain meri zubaa par
Lekin sangeet ka zikr ho, to anu malik ka naam aata hai