Do aaloo jodo to banti hai patty,
Aur chuhe ke piche bhagti rehti hai catty,
Duniya mein ek hi ladki hai jo bilkul nahi hai fatty,
I love you shilpa shetty.
By Sidhu
Jeene ke liye tera ek armaan hi kafi hai,
Dil ki kalam se likhi yeh dastan hi kafi hai,
Teero talwar ki tujhe kya jarurat hai haseena,
Katl karne ke liye teri muskan hi kafi hai.
Sidhu for Ekta Kapoor and Sunny Leone
Aasman ko chhoo sakti hai aur,
Kundari ka laal hoti hai,
Kabhi mamta ka pallu,
Kabhi aansoo punchne ka rumaal hoti hai,
Yeh apne fun se zamane ko badalne ka hunar rakhti hain,
Array Ekta jaisi betiyan to zamane mein misaal hoti hai,
Aur fir log kehte hain,
Bete jo hain kul ka deepak hote hain,
Main kehta hun betiyan kul ki pehchaan hoti hain,
Lekin iska kamaal yeh jane,
Mujhe to sab kamaal lagta hai,
Lekin jo sath baitha hai,
Vo mujhe dhamaal lagta hai
By Sidhu for kailash Kher
Koi mushkilon ko dekhke dher ho jata hai,
Koi khushiyon ko dekh ke sher ho jata hai,
Jo khushiyon aur mushkilon ko karle apni mutthi mein band,
Wo duniya ki nazar mein kailash kher ho jata hai.
Insaan ke azm aur himmat ka jab door kinara hota hai,
Toofan mein doobi kashti ka bharmaan sahara hota hai.
Holi ki hasti mein hai masti,
saunp de apna jeevan tu masti ke naam,
Khud milne aayenge tujhse raja Ram.
By Palak
Mujhe pasand nahi ladai,
Mujhe pasand aata hai romance,
Lungi dance, Lungi dance
Lungi dance, Lungi dance
By Sidhu
Har aarzoo hamesha adhuri nahi hoti,
Sacche rishton mein kabhi doori nahi hoti,
Aur jis dil mein Sonam jaisi mehbooba basti ho,
Uske liye to dhadkan bhi jaroori hoti hai.
Jo bhara nahi hai bhavon se,
Bahti jis mein rasdhar nahi,
Vo hruday nahi hai pathar hai,
Jis mein swadesh ka pyar nahi.
Beta jo chhalakta hai ghada ,
Vo adha bhara hota hai,
Aur sona bhi bhatti mein padke hi khara hota hai,
Ek baat bata dun tujhe Kapil Sharma,
Insaan paise se nahi karm se bada hota hai.
Phoolon mein , sitaron mein,
Yeh haseen aag lagade ,
Hum chahein to fitrat ka har ek zakhm sajade,
Yeh duniya badi nafrat se hume dekh rahi hai,
Aao, ise hum pyar ka andaaz batade.
By kapil
Teri meri chhatri ke neeche paan ki dukaan,
Swimming suit pehan ke aaja meri jaan.
By Palak for Ali
Jab kadkadati dhop mein main swimming karti hun,
Mera rang pad jata hai kala,
Panghat pe nache, nache re nache madhubala
