1. Fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
2. Status under construction.
3. No status available.
4. Life is short, chat fast..!!!
5. Life is too short to be updating status
6. Too busy to update a status.
7. Formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
8. Since 1910
9. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
10. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
11. Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
12. Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
13. Error: status unavailable
14. Waiting for wi-fi network.
15. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…
16. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
17. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
18. Not always available, try your luck 😉
19. You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
20. Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
21. Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend