Tag: Comedy Nights

Harkatein aisi teri ki gundon ka dada lagta hai,
Aur gharwalon ka band bajane ka tera irada lagata hai,
Lekin tujhe dekhkar teri adaon ke dekhke yeh keh sakta hun dost,
Tu Kapil ka bhai kum aur behan jyada lagta hai

By Shahid Kapoor

Ae Pyaz ke chhilkon
Zara style mara , thoda hool diya,
Itne mein ti rota hai kya,
Abhi to hero ne sirf entry mari hai,
Aage aage dekh hota hai kya.

Sidhu shayari

Phir kahin door ek tara pighla hai,
Phir aaj andhere ko suraj ne nigla hai,
Aaj ki raat to suhani honi hi thi,
Kyunki poster phaad ke Shahid nikla hai.

Read Funny Shayari from this episode: Gutthi Kapil Shayari

Log aksar jaise hote hain waise dikhte nahi,
Main to khulkar hans leta hun kyunki
Is mehangayi ke zamane mein paise lagte nahi

Main kehta hun..
Khuda ne sitara todke zameen pe rakh diya,
Ban jaye wo moti isliye seep se dhakh diya,
Dhadkan ne, khushboo ne , hawao ne milke
Us gulshan-e-bahaar ka naam Juhi rakh diye

Juhi for Sidhu Paji..

Ab koi awaaz sunai nahi deti,
Ab koi sheh dikhayi nahi deti,
Ab koi awaaz sunai nahi deti,
Ab koi sheh dikhayi nahi deti,
Sidhu Paji.. aapke thahakon ke aage to,
Railgadi ki awaaz bhi sunai nahi deti..

Pran karte hain azaadi ki shaam nahi hone denge,
Veeron ki samadhiyon ko badnaam nahi hone denge,
Jab tak tan mein karma lahoo ki ek boond bhi baki hai,
Bharat Mata ka aanchal nilaam nahi hone denge!!

Moosal mein sir aa hi gaya hai to roti hai kya,
Aaj bua ko pata chalega saas hoti hai kya!!

For Ajay devgn

Aag ke samandaro se wo chal ke aaya hai
Aasma ke shikanje se wo nikal ke aaya hai
Dekho mere ghar ko roshan karne aaj
Ajay naam ka suraj khud chal ke aaya hai

For Prakash jha’s movie SATYAGRAH

Bhukhe pet to nahi hain
Magar roti se doori hai
Gale katwakar bhi na rona
Yeh kaisi majburi hai
Aaj BAPU hote to hum sab se kehte
SATYAGRAHA kal bhi zaruri tha ..
Aur aaj bhi zaruri hai..

Najane kaunsa hadsa akhbaar mein aa jaye,
Najane kaunsa sikka bazaar mein aa jaye,
Array chor uchhakkon ke sath bhi dosti karlo yaaron,
Najane kaun kal sarkaar mein aa jaye!!