Tag: Comedy Nights

Sher chala karte hain,
khuddar chala karte hain,
Sir ooncha karke kaum pe,
Sunny Deol jaise sardar chala karte hain.

Sarson ke kheton se lehak aayi hai,
Un daaliyon se chidiyon ki chahak aayi hai,
Arre sirf Sunny paaji nahi aaye humse milne,
Inke saath saath Punjab di mitti ki mahak aayi hai

Shayari by Palak

Tu ek din achanak mujhe apne sang payega,
Tu ek din achanak mujhe apne sang payega,
Yara o yara milna hamara, jane kya rang layega,
Bus ek pal bhi tujhse bichhad ke yeh dil na reh payega..

Swagat hai doston..
Gulaabon ki khushbu deewarein rok nahi sakti,
hawaon ka bahav meenarein rok nahi sakti,
Buland hosle hi jeevan ki haqiqat hain,
Fauladon ki raftar, taqdeerein rok nahi sakti.

Humne sare bandhano ko tod diya hai,
Humne sare rishte-naton se muh mod liya hai,
Jab se dekha hai guru apni saas ko,
Humne bhoot-preton se darna chhod diya hai.

For Imran & Kareena

Phir aaj koi banke yahan mehman aaya hai,
Husn ki duniya se ishq ka paigam aaya hai,
Aur gori ke pyar mein hoke deewana dekho,
Kareena ke pichhoo pichhoo Imram aaya hai.

shayari by Palak

Aap rahengi hamesha nayi, kabhi na hongi purani
Aap rahengi hamesha nayi, kabhi na hongi purani,
30-40 Saal ke baad bhi yahi gaana gayengi,
Life ki naughty kahani , yeh halkat jawaani, yeh halkat jawaani.

Deepika Husn ki lehar hai,
Ranveer Josh-e-kamaal,
Deepika husn ki pari hai,
Ranveer ishq ke jamaal,
Lekin aaye hain yeh dono yahan apni Ramleela,
Aaj hona yahan dhamaal hi dhamaal hai.

Krishh parindo si parwaz karta hai
Krishh par saraa zamaana naaz karta hai
Hawaon par uski saltanat hai to kya
Arey wo to sab ke dilo pe raaz karta hai

For SONU NIGAM

Huzurewala.. Janab-e-ali
Patthron se shahakar banta hai,
Rupayon se vyapar banta hai,
Aur hoti hai jab Maa Saraswati ki kripa,
To dharti pe Sonu Nigam jaise fankar banta hai.

By SONU NIGAM for SIDHU

Jab kala, oonchai, lafzon ki chaturayi,
Ek pagdi ke andar aayi,
To wo Navjot Singh Sidhu jaise sardar banta hai.

For Kapil’s wife

Ishq mein hum tumhe kya bataein,
Kis kadar chot khaye hue hain,
Biwi sochi thi Katrina jaisi,
Nakli hoth lagaye hue hain.

By Sidhu

Karein jo phool ki raksha use hum khar kehte hain,
Jhuka deti jo gardan ko use hum haar kehte hain,
Laga ke jaan ki bazi kare jo desh ki raksha,
Rakhe jo taar pe sir ko use Sardar kehte hain.

By Palak

Sonu Nigam ki sangat mein aaj aane wala hai Maja,
Sonu Nigam ki sangat mein aaj aane wala hai Maja,
Nagada , nagada , nagada baja
Nagada , nagada , nagada baja
Nagada , nagada , nagada baja

Song for Comedy nights by Sonu Nigam

Kapil deewana, mastana hai Kapil,
Comedy nights no.1, no.1 hai yeh Kapil,
jiski bua hai sab pe bhari,
dadi ki daru se yari,
Biwi iske pyar ko tarse bechari,
Gutthi , Palak ka apna rona,
Sidhu saheb ka chup na hona,
pagal ho jaye jab sare jaye mil..
Kapil deewana, matana hai yeh kapil,
Kapil, Kapil..

Ghar kisko kehte hain guru,
Yeh unse pucho jinke pass ghar nahi hote,
Footpath par soye log aksar yeh pucha karte hain,
Ki jinke pass ghar hote hain,
Wo ghar kyun nahi chale jate.

By Kapil

Iss daur mein wafa ki umeed kya karte ho,
Iss daur mein wafa ki umeed kya karte ho,
Wo daur aur tha jab
Log sacche,
Ghar kacche aur
10-15 Bacche hua karte the.

For Farah

Aap aayi hain to aisa lagta hai,
Jismani ke sath ruhani khubsoorti aayi hai.