Jordaar tali se kara ika swagat satkar,
Eii dehka , aa gayle yahan manoranjan ki khatir,
Ravi, Nirahua, Manoj Tiwari
Teeno superstar..
Chinta kis baat ki ,
Jamke pelo dand,
Aaj bahut khush hoga,
UP, Bihar, Jharkand.
By audience
OO Kapil comedy wale..
Mujhe comedy night mein bulale,
Mujhne hasna hai jee bhar ke,
Mujhe Sidhu paji se milade,
Teri bua rahegi aise kab tak akeli,
Ise chhedti hongi sabhi iski saheli,
Meri bua se shaadi karake,
Apna fufa banale,
By Daler Mehandi
Bari barsi Khatangayasi ,
khatke layange ullu,
Asi to dekke rehange,
Babaji ka thullu..
By Sidhu For Daler mehandi
Yeh nazran ni bana jhukan vaste,
Eh je bani hai shahidiyan khumariyan de lai
Do kamma vaste sade sir bane,
Ya aariyan de lai ya sardariyan de lai.
By Palak
Aajkal agar main sweter nahi pehanti to lag jati hai mujhe sardi,
Aajkal agar main sweter nahi pehanti to lag jati hai mujhe sardi,
Dardi Rab Rab Kardi, kardi Rab Rab, tere jaisi, koi nahi koi nahi..
Dil karta hai tere mathe pe naka bandi kardun,
Teri bindi wali lal batti fod ke apni batti hari kardun,
Baap tera jo mukre shaadi karne ke liye,
Usko thane ke andar , tumhari maa ko thane ke bahar khadi kardun.
For Kapil
Har parbat par mani manik nahi hote,
Har hathi ke mathe pe mukta mani nahi hoti,
Har jungle mein chandan ke ped nahi hote,
Aur har desh mein Kapil Sharma jaise comedian nahi hote.
By audience
Kabse pukarta hai dil,
Mera to is jahan mein tere siwa koi nahi,
Mana ki main garib hun,
Mana ki main fakir hun,
Magar ae saman ,
Mera to is jahan mein tere siwa koi nahi,
By Palak
Sky ka color hai blue, water ka color hai green,
Aisa kyun koi na jaane, Disco deewane,
Disco deewane.. aaha.. aahaa
Mujhe apni nazar ae khuda chahiye,
Aur nahi kuchh iske siwa chahiye,
Ek din tujhse aake milunga zaroor,
Zindagi mujhe tera pata chahiye,
Aur is zamane ne sabko samjha,
Tumko aankhen nahi aaina chahiye,
Aur tumse meri koi dushmani to nahi,
To samne se hato , raste chahiye.
For Shekhar
Yeh maun kar sakte hain,
Maun ho nahi sakte.
Aag kahin bhadkana na bhul jaye,
Bijlee kahin kadakana na bhul jaye,
Sambhalke rakhna ae naujawano apna dil,
Bipasha ko dekhke kahin dhadkana na bhul jaye.
Kehte hain jahan sir jhuk jaye wahin mandir,
Jahan har nadi sama jaye wahin samandar hai,
Jeevan ki is karmabhumi mein yuddh bahut hai,
Jo har jung jeet jaye wahi Salman jaisa sikandar hain
By Audience
Humko tumko fer samay ka,
Le aayi hayat kahan hai,
Tum bhi wahin ho,
Hum bhi wahin hai,
Par vo baat kahan hai.
Ab main tasaavur hi mein tha,
Jo samne vo aa jayega,
Ki ghum haraenge aur khushiyon ke sir par taaj aa jayega,
Ab kapil ke face se ab sari duniya mein yahi hoga,
Ki keh kahon ke sir par hi ab taaj jayega.
Vo ek kharna hansi ka, aur khushi ka yaar hai sidhu,
Mahakta , phulta, phalta hua gulzaar hai Sidhu,
Aur bayaan use alfaz mein karna ab mumkin nahi yaaron,
Bus itna jaan lo sir se pair tak pyar hai Sidhu.
By Palak
Aapko dekhkar mere dil mein phool khile hai taaje taaje,
Aapko dekhkar mere di; mein phool khile hai taaje taaje,
Dholi taro dhol baje, dhol baje, dhol baje dhol
ki dhum dhum baje dhol.
Fish.. jahan se saans leti hai use kehte hail gill,
Fish.. jahan se saans leti hai use kehte hail gill,
Jus chill chill jus chill.