Ek gram wajan nahi bada,
Ek safed baal nahi hai,
Kya raaz hai yeh,
DIET hai ya DYE hai..
Ek baat samjho..
Chaalis saal naam banana,
Aur phir us naam ko berkaraar rakhna,
Yeh ek chamatkar hai,
Aur chamatkar hai to,
Sidhu ka namaskar hai..
Ek gram wajan nahi bada,
Ek safed baal nahi hai,
Kya raaz hai yeh,
DIET hai ya DYE hai..
Ek baat samjho..
Chaalis saal naam banana,
Aur phir us naam ko berkaraar rakhna,
Yeh ek chamatkar hai,
Aur chamatkar hai to,
Sidhu ka namaskar hai..
Hansi ki ek aur sham,Hindustan ke naam
Zindagi mein kabhi koi gul khila ke to dekho,
Sade pani mein rang milak to dekho,
Gum ki badli agar chhat jaye na to kehna,
Aaj ke roz hamare sath khilkhilake to dekho..
Kabhi ullu ko raat ko sote hue dekha hai,
Kabhi sabun se machhliyon ko nahate dhote hue dekha hai,
Array wo aadat kaisi jo aadat badal jaye,
Kisi kutte ki dum ko sidhe hot hue dekha hai..
Jo dil se dua to bikhari ameer hai,
Moti na de sake to samundar fakir hai,
Deta rahega sare andheron ko roshni,
Jab tak tere wajood mein roshan zammen hai.
Harkatein aisi teri ki gundon ka dada lagta hai,
Aur gharwalon ka band bajane ka tera irada lagata hai,
Lekin tujhe dekhkar teri adaon ke dekhke yeh keh sakta hun dost,
Tu Kapil ka bhai kum aur behan jyada lagta hai
By Shahid Kapoor
Ae Pyaz ke chhilkon
Zara style mara , thoda hool diya,
Itne mein ti rota hai kya,
Abhi to hero ne sirf entry mari hai,
Aage aage dekh hota hai kya.
Sidhu shayari
Phir kahin door ek tara pighla hai,
Phir aaj andhere ko suraj ne nigla hai,
Aaj ki raat to suhani honi hi thi,
Kyunki poster phaad ke Shahid nikla hai.
Read Funny Shayari from this episode: Gutthi Kapil Shayari
Log aksar jaise hote hain waise dikhte nahi,
Main to khulkar hans leta hun kyunki
Is mehangayi ke zamane mein paise lagte nahi
Main kehta hun..
Khuda ne sitara todke zameen pe rakh diya,
Ban jaye wo moti isliye seep se dhakh diya,
Dhadkan ne, khushboo ne , hawao ne milke
Us gulshan-e-bahaar ka naam Juhi rakh diye
Juhi for Sidhu Paji..
Ab koi awaaz sunai nahi deti,
Ab koi sheh dikhayi nahi deti,
Ab koi awaaz sunai nahi deti,
Ab koi sheh dikhayi nahi deti,
Sidhu Paji.. aapke thahakon ke aage to,
Railgadi ki awaaz bhi sunai nahi deti..
Hawa ke jhonke chuninda hain,
Mohabbat ki duniya se kuch bande aaye hain,
Failane Fiza mein shuddh desi romance,
Kapil ke ghar mein ishq ke do parindey aaye hain!!
Kehte hain..
Wo dariya hi nahi jisme nahi rawani,
Jab josh hi nahi lalla kis kaam ki hai jawani!!
Goli mari Ram ko,
Lag gayi Ghanshyam ko,
Marr gaya Sidhu.
Bajta hai sari duniya mein jiske husn ka danka,
Jiske talent ko leke nahi hai kisiko koi shanka,
Chandni to pehle se hi apni muskan bikhere baithi hai,
Ab char chand lagane aa gaye hamare show ko,
RAM CHARAN aur PRIYANKA..