Mummy Ne Yeh Baat Samajhai Nahi

mom-ne-kuchh-seekhaya-nhi-shayariYe baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne treamming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi!!

Sidhu Shayari for Arjun Rampal and Irrfan Khan in Comedy Nights

Sidhu Shayari for Arjun Rampal and Irfaan Khan with Comedy Nights with KapilSidhu For Irrfan Khan

Poornima ka chand pe daag hote hain
Wo pooja nahin jaata, Lekin…
Dooj ka chand mukkammal hota hai
Bagair daag wo poojniya hai..
Mere liye.. upar bhagwan aur bollywood me Irrfan!

For Arjun Rampal

Har din dukhi mann mein,
Umang tumhe bharni hai
Har aashaheen hridaya mein,
tarang tumhe bharni hai
Mahabharat, har yug ki atal jaroorat hai
Ban ke Arjun, D-Day mein,
Sachchai ki jung tumhe ladni hai