Ek Baar Phir Apne School Wapas Laut Jaaun

Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi
Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai

Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha
Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai

Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the
Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai

Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi
Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai

Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha
Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai

Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha
Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai

SCHOOL/COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai
Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai

Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge
Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge

Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai
Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath pee rahe hai

Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar”
Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??” me badal gaya hai

Pehle jiss hasti ko lagbhag pura School/College janta tha
Aaj wo ek CUBICAL me simat ke reh gaya hai

Pehle ek dusre ki party me jaise bill badhane jate the
Aaj ki Partiyo me thodi si Khusiya paane jate hai

Pehle Best Friend B’day pe cake na laye to gussa ho jate the
Aaj to Best Friend se B’day pe mil bhi nahi pate hai

Woh School/College group ki ladaiya jo agle din hi bhul jaate the
Aaj Manager aur Subordinate ki jung me tabdeel ho gayi hai

Exam hall ki “ek line bata de yaar”
Wo ek line ab Google pe bhi nahi mil rahi hai

Pehle jinhe ghanto baith ke hasate the
Aaj unse jee bhar ke baat karne ka bhi time nahi hai

Pehle jinse mile bina din nhi kat.ta tha
Aj unke bina zindagi kat rahi hai

Wo Mid-Sem me ek shabd bhi na likhne ki azadi
Aaj jaise badi badi Excel sheet update karne ki majburi me tabdeel ho gayi hai

“Tune kitna padha plz mujhe bhi padha de yaar” yaha koi nahi sunta
“I have done my work please review it” hi hamari favorite line ban gayi hai

Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau….
Ek baar fir apne school/college me wapas laut jaau..

Sidhu Shayari for Akshay Kumar and Imran Khan in Comedy Nights

sidhu-shayari-akshay-kumar-comedy nightsHuzoorewala (for Akshay Kumar)
Shero ke aage bhede kya hain
Ik madmata khajaa hai
Baaki saari duniya prajaa,
Sher akela raaja hai!

Then for the movie Once Upon a Time in Mumbai Dobara
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ek baat pakki hai,
jis film mein imram aur akki hai,
us film ka hit hona nakki hai

For Comedy Nights Show
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iss show ka takiya kalam hain
yaha koi aawat hain, koi jawAT hain
jo khul ke saamne aaye
wahi mallika sherwat ha

Read: Funny Shayari for Palak (Engine Sa Badan)

Veer Zaara Movie Shayari

Veer Zaara Movie Hindi Shayari

Main Qaidi Number Saat Sou Cheyasi [786]
Jail Ki Salakhon Se Bahar Dekhta Hoon
Din Mahine Saalon Ko , Yug Mein Badalte Dekhta Hoon
Is Mitti Se Mere Bauji Kii , Kheton Ki Khusbuu Aati Hain
Yeh Dhoop Mere Maajii Kii , Thandi Chaaz Yaad Dilaati Hain
Yeh Baarish Mere Saawan ke Zhoolon Ko Sang Sang Laati Hain
Yeh Sardi Meri Lodi Kii , Aaag Seinkh Ke Jaati Hain
Woh Kehte Hain Yeh Tera Desh Nahin ,
Phir Kyun Mere Desh Jaisa Lagta hain
Woh Kehta Hain Main Us Jaisa Nahin
Phir Kyun Mujh Jaisa Woh Lagta Hain

Main Qaidi Number Saat Sou Cheyasi [786]
Jail Ki Salakhon Se Bahar Dekhta Hoon
Sapnon Kii Gaon Se Utri ,
Ek Nanhi Pari Ko Dekhta Hoon
Kehti Hain Khud Ko Samiyaa
Aur Mujhko Veer Bulati Hain
Hain Bilkul Begaani Par
Apno Sii Zid Woh Karti Hain
Uski Sacchi Baaton Se
Phir Jeene Ko Man Karta Hain
Uski Kasmon Vaadon Se
Kuch Karne Ko Man Karta Hain
Woh Kehte Hain Kii Woh Koi Nahin Thi
Phir Kyun Mere Liye Duniyaa Se Woh Ladthi Hain
Woh Kehta Hain Main Us Jaisa Nahin
Phir Kyun Mujh Jaisa Woh Lagta Hain

Main Qaidi Number Saat Sou Cheyasi [786]
Jail Ki Salakhon Se Bahar Dekhta Hoon
Mere Gaon Kii Rango Mein LiptI

Ek Nayi Zaara Ko Dekhta Hoon
Mere Khwabo Ko Pura Karte
Khud Ke Khwab Bhool Chuki Hain Woh
Mere Logon Kii Sewa Karte
Apne Logon Ko Chodh Chuki Hain Woh
Uska Daaman Ab Khushiyon Se Bharne Ko Man Karta Hain
Uske Liya Ek Aur Zindagi Jeene Koh Ji Karta Hain
Woh Kehta Hain Main Mera Desh Uska Nahin
Phir Kyun Mere Ghar Woh Rehti
Woh Kehta Hain Main Us Jaisa Nahin
Phir Kyun Mujh Jaisa Woh Lagta Hain

Main Qaidi Number Saat Sou Cheyasi [786]
Jail Ki Salakhon Se Bahar Dekhta Hoon