Sidhu Shayari for Anil Kapoor in comedy nights

Ek gram wajan nahi bada,
Ek safed baal nahi hai,
Kya raaz hai yeh,
DIET hai ya DYE hai..

Ek baat samjho..
Chaalis saal naam banana,
Aur phir us naam ko berkaraar rakhna,
Yeh ek chamatkar hai,
Aur chamatkar hai to,
Sidhu ka namaskar hai..