1. Hey Zuckerberg if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on, may i suggest IRCTC.
2. I have decided to leave my past behind me, so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
3. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
4. If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
5. Life is short talk fast
6. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
7. I took IQ test …..results were negative
8. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
9. You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice