Kapil: Arz kiya hai ki Dil mein fariyaad aur hontho pe dua hai
Anu: Maut, Maut khel hai aur zindagi Juaaa hai
Sidhu: Arey Anu Malik, zara bach ke rehna, ghar mein hamari bua hai
Kapil: Koi mujhe batayega, waqt kya hua hai?
Anu: Aag lag gayi jab se aapne mujhe chhua hai
Kapil: Paaji, main to shararati hoon hi, aapko kya hua hai?
Sidhu: Yeh bhagwan ki dua hai!
Anu: Isme koi shaq nahin, Zindagi Dhuaan hai, Dhuaa hai, dhuaaa hai
Kapil: Dil pe kisi ka zor nahin hota
Anu: Shhhh, Dil toot jaaye to shor nahin hota
Sidhu: India ka har neta, chor nahin hota
Kapil: Sidhu paaji chahe lakho sher sunaye, banda kabhi bore nahin hota
Kapil: Mil jaaye to khat, to fansana bana denge
Sidhu: Annu Ji, Bua ke naina aapko deewana bana denge
Anu: Agar aaloo pyaz mil jaaye, to bua ke liye khana bana denge
Kapil: 2-4 line mil gayi, raat tak yeh gaana bana denge