Dil karta hai tere mathe pe naka bandi kardun,
Teri bindi wali lal batti fod ke apni batti hari kardun,
Baap tera jo mukre shaadi karne ke liye,
Usko thane ke andar , tumhari maa ko thane ke bahar khadi kardun.
For Kapil
Har parbat par mani manik nahi hote,
Har hathi ke mathe pe mukta mani nahi hoti,
Har jungle mein chandan ke ped nahi hote,
Aur har desh mein Kapil Sharma jaise comedian nahi hote.
By audience
Kabse pukarta hai dil,
Mera to is jahan mein tere siwa koi nahi,
Mana ki main garib hun,
Mana ki main fakir hun,
Magar ae saman ,
Mera to is jahan mein tere siwa koi nahi,
By Palak
Sky ka color hai blue, water ka color hai green,
Aisa kyun koi na jaane, Disco deewane,
Disco deewane.. aaha.. aahaa