Boredom hits India!
Elections are over!
Modi busy with his work,
Rahul Gandhi isn’t giving any interviews,
No AAP guy slapped, No IPL match,
Aise thodi na chalta hai desh year!!!!
1. Mahatma Gandhi made the freedom struggle a mass movement. Let’s make development a mass movement.
2. Mahatma Gandhi never compromised on cleanliness. He gave us freedom. We should pay tribute to him by delivering a Clean India.
3. An autorickshaw in Ahmedabad costs 10 rupees per km. India’s mission to Mars cost seven rupees per km.
4. When 125 crore people have given me their blessings, it’s like the blessing of God. There is no reason to be disappointed. India will progress very fast and the skills of our youth will take India ahead.
5. We are a youthful nation with a very old culture.
6. There is an atmosphere of hope and enthusiasm. India wants change. You may not have voted in 2014 but when the results were being counted, I’m sure you didn’t sleep and you celebrated.
7. Winning elections is not about getting a post or chair, it is a responsibility. Since taking over, I haven’t even taken a 15-minute vacation.
8. People ask what is your vision, what is your big vision? I say bhai, I got here by way of selling tea (crowd erupts in applause). I am a simple (Chhota) man. I like focusing on simple and small tasks. I want to accomplish big things for the little guy.
Muskurayein Aap Aur Hum To Fiza Badal Jaye,
Baatein Karein Hum Sang Sang To Mausam Badal Jaye
Itne Dilkash Hai Hum Sab Ke Andaz,
Ki Chalenge Saath Saath To Sarkar Badal Jaye
Aaya election karo taiyari,
saj dhaj ke nikli harek sawaari;
Congress ki chali zor se aandhi,
sab khush hain aayi sonia gandhi;
Laloo yadav baja raha hai gaal,
main hoon Bharat maa ka asli lal;
Abla nari ke hathon me saunpi lagaam,
rabri devi aa rahi hain karo salaam;
Mulayam singh hue bade kathor,
inka kisipe ab na chale zor;
Dekho dekho ye mayavati aa gayi,
apne hi guru kashi ko kha gayi;
Janta dal ka langda ghoda dauda,
bach gaye kewal sri devegauda,
Communist kar rahe hain left-right-centre,
naach rahe hain jaise bandar;
Jyoti basu baja rahe hain apna baaja,
ek din zaroor main banoonga raja;
Bal brahmchari bechare atal bihari,
inpe hamesha nari padi bhari;
Safed dadhi wale baba surjeet,
karwa rahe hain budhape me mitti palit;
kabr me panv hai aur dil me josh,
kis party me hai ye unko nahi hosh;
Sushma swaraj pahunchi bellary,
laga diya swadeshi banaam videshi nari;
bharat maa ki beti(indira) ki bahu,
chilla rahi hai main indian hoon;
Chalta rahega ye kursi ka khel,
phir chahe bharat lene jaaye tel;
Bhaiyo aur beheno dena usko vote,
jo de tumko dher saare note
Kyonki : ye paisa bolta hai
Kyun aaj main dukhi hun,
Mujhe gham kiska sata raha hai.
Uss mor par jo andhra chaya hai,
Kyun mujhe woh daraa raha hai
Kyun unchayiyana mere mulk ki,
Mujhe khokhli dikhai de rahi hain,
Kyun woh jo gehra ander sama raha hai
Woh hai meri zami ka dil
Jo aaj dukh mana raha hai,
Noch rahe hai zamane wale,
Har ek apna jeevan sawar raha hai
Mere mulk ka kya hoga ae jan..
Mera bharat dukhi hai , dukh mana raha hai.
Yeh to socho saval kaisa hai
Desh ke aaj haal kaise hai.
Jaise mazhab nikal nahi pate
Sajiso ka vo jal kaisa hai.
Aaye din hadse hote hai
Sochta yeh saal kaisa hai.
Aap ne aag ko hawa di thiJaan leta hai begunaaho ki
Aapka yeh kamal kaisa hai.
Jal gaye to malam kaisa hai.
Dushmani se kya hasil hoga,
dosti ke khayal kaise hai.