Movie Shayari – Chak de India

chak de india
1. Vaar karna hai toh samne waale ke goal par nahi … samnewaale ke dimag par karo … goal khud-ba-khud ho jayega.

2. Mujhe states ke naam na sunai dete hai na dikhai dete hai … sirf ek mulk ka naam sunai deta hai I-N-D-I-A.

3. Maine kaha tha na, team banane ke liye taakat nahi … niyat chahiye.

4. Is team ko sirf woh players chaiye jo pehle India ke liye khel rahe hain, India … phir apni team mein apne saathiyon ke liye … aur uske baad bhi agar thodi bahut jaan bach jaye toh apne liye … .state government ki naukri ya railway flat ke liye nahin

Movie shayari- 2 states

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1. Agar suddenly ek saath sab kuch theek ho jaaye … toh life bahut boring ho jaati hai.

2. Story mein hero ho ya na ho … story hero honi chahiye.

3. Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein.

4. Budhi ho ya jawaan … melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai.

5. Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai … lagaya nahi jaata.

WhatsApp Shayari – Son of Sardar Movie

son of sardaar
1. Milan ke bina love story poori nahi hoti …
par joh poori nahi hoti, kya woh love story nahi hoti?

2. Bhichad ke tujhse ab mujhe marna hai …
yeh tajurba issi zindagi mein karna hai..

3. Har khote jaise dikhne waali cheez khoti nahi hoti …
aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti.

4. Woh dil hi kya joh dhadke na …
woh chunni ki kya joh sarke na …
woh soorma ki kya joh rarke na …
te woh yaar hi kya joh yaar ke liye tadpe na..

5. Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh,
chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh …
phone toh tu karda nahi hai,
meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh.

6. Daru badi kutti cheez hoti hai …
dosti mein pilao toh yaar deti hai …
dushmani mein pilao toh maar deti hai..

7. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai …
ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? …
sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar

Chashme Baddoor – Movie Shayari

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Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai …
Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai …
Pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah …
Taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah …
Aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah.

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai …
kuch kaho toh muh phula leti hai …
Aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai.

Na suhaag hai na raat hai,
Phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai …
Believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai.

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai … toh beta bolta hai ki –
“dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega”.

Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat …
Aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat.

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya … toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye … love, sex aur dhokha.

Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge …
Dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge.

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya …
Bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya.

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai …
Tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua …
Tu hi uska Superman hai.

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai …
Bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bache ki amma nazar aata hai.

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes …
it’s just a hit with the masses.

Early to bed and early to rise …
Makes your girlfriend go with other guys.

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai …
Saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai.

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai …
Main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai …
Main tera langot tu meri neck tie …
Main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai.

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai …
Dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai.

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi …
Aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi.

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta …
Tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

Mughal- E- Azam – Movie Shayari

mughal e azamTaqdeerein badal jaati hai,
zamana badal jaata hai,
Ulkon ki tarikh badal jaati hai,
Shahenshah badal jaate hai …
Magar is badalti hui duniya mein
Mohabbat jis insaan ka daaman thaam leti hai …
Woh insaan nahi badalta.

Mohabbat karne waalo ka bas itna hi hai afsana …
Tadapna chupke chupke,
Aah bharna,
Ghutke marr jana

Mohabbat humne maana zindagi barbad kar deti hai …
Yeh kya kam hai ki marr jaane pe duniya yaad karti hai.

Movie shayari – Umrao Jaan

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Justajoo jis ki thee us ko to na paya humne
Is bahane se magar dekhli duniyan humne
Tujhko ruswa na kiya, khud bhi pareshan na hue
Ishq ki rasm ko, is tarah nibhaya humne
Kab mile the, kahan bichhade the, hume yaad nahi
Zindagi tujhko to bus khwaab mein dekha humne
Aye khuda aur sunaye bhi to kya haal apna
Umar ka lamba safar, tay kiya tanha humne!!

 

Umrao_Jaan_movie_shayari -oldZindagi jab bhi tere pass mein lati hai hume
Yeh zameen chand se behatar nazar ati hai hume
Surkh phoolon se mehak uthati hain dil ki rahein
Din dhale yun teri awaaz bulati hai hume
Yaad teri kabhi dastak kabhi saragoshi se
Raat ke pichhale prahar roz jagaati hai hume
Har mulaqat ka anjaam judai kyun hai
Ab to har waqt yahi baat satati hai hume!!