Chashme Baddoor – Movie Shayari

Chashme-Baddoor-movies-shayari
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai …
Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai …
Pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah …
Taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah …
Aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah.

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai …
kuch kaho toh muh phula leti hai …
Aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai.

Na suhaag hai na raat hai,
Phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai …
Believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai.

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai … toh beta bolta hai ki –
“dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega”.

Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat …
Aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat.

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya … toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye … love, sex aur dhokha.

Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge …
Dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge.

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya …
Bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya.

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai …
Tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua …
Tu hi uska Superman hai.

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai …
Bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bache ki amma nazar aata hai.

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes …
it’s just a hit with the masses.

Early to bed and early to rise …
Makes your girlfriend go with other guys.

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai …
Saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai.

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai …
Main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai …
Main tera langot tu meri neck tie …
Main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai.

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai …
Dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai.

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi …
Aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi.

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta …
Tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

Keep Your Minds Aside, Hold Your Stomach and Laugh at these funny Anu Malik’s Shayari

Anu_Malik_Sunday ki subah aa raha hai Satyameva Jayate..
Aamir ke papa bole ”Bahot achcha kiya tune, Aamir bete

Mera dimaag kar diya hai inhone kharaab..
Mera dimaag kar diya hai inhone kharaab..
Lene aaya tha Videshi le liya Desi Sharaab.

Tum Mumbai aa rahe ho..
Tum Mumbai aa rahe ho..
Aur Namak waale toothpaste se apne daant ghise ja rahe ho..

Aapko life mein kuchh rock karna hai..
Aapko life mein kuchh rock karna hai..
Aur gaake humein shock karna hai.

Ab hum pahunch gaye hain Gujarat Audition mein..
Ab hum pahunch gaye hain Gujarat Audition mein..
Sabhi Gujarati bhai aa rahe hain Tashan mein.

Shayari for WhatsApp Status

whatsapp shayari

1.There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.

2.Love can turn the cottage into a golden palace.

3.No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, if love is there.”

4.Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

5.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

6.Let your heart melt toward me, just as the ice that melts in spring leaves no trace of its chill.

7.I am someone else when I’m with you, someone more like myself.”

8. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

9.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

10.Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

11.Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.

12.If you judge people, you have no time to love them