Some PJ Shayari from Anu Malik

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1. Cal karne se pehle balance jachna,,
Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna..!

2. England ke player jisse hona chahte hain Rid..
England ke player jisse hona chahte hain Rid..
Wo hai apna The Wall – Dravid..

3. Chalti hai kya nau se bara..
Chalti hai kya nau se bara..
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

4. Tip tip barsa paani, Paani ne road pe aag lagayi,
na koi ladka, no koi ladki time pe office pahunch payi.

5. Yeh hai mera country – Bharat Desh…
Yeh hai mera country – Bharat Desh…
Isliye hi yeh hai har Talent ka Base.

Not So Funny Shayari by Anu Malik

Anu-Malik
Karte jaa rahe ho FF…
Karte jaa rahe ho FF…
When is the next season of Masterchef

I love you. I miss You.
I Love you. I miss You.
L M N O P Q R S T U..

Patli ladki ko Moti kar do…
Patli ladki ko Moti kar do…
Pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang chchoti kar do.

Nirmal Baba pe lag rahe hain Aarop…
Nirmal Baba pe lag rahe hain Aarop…
Aajkal Engineering ka nahi raha scope.

Khatam ho gayi hai batting Rajasthan ki..
Khatam ho gayi hai batting Rajasthan ki..
Shuru ho gayi hai technology Japan ki.

Anu Malik ke Nagmein

Anu_Malik

Hey khuda kyon tune banaya hai mujhe Parinda…
Hey khuda kyon tune banaya hai mujhe Parinda…
Isko sunke kaise hain hum Zinda.

Indian Idol khoj raha hai Swarila Sur..
Indian Idol khoj raha hai Swarila Sur..
Har show mein aa jaati hai Mini Mathur.

IPL hai Fix…
IPL hai Fix…
Aa gaya hai Indian Idol Six.

Ab toh bandh karo PP,
Ab toh bandh karo PP,
Sholay was made by ramesh sippy!

Dekho re dekho.. Jeet gaya KKR..
Dekho re Dekho.. Jeet gaya KKR..
Rahul Dravid pe hua samuhik Atyachaar.

Anu Malik Ke Nagmein

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Mere dil ke kone mein tu aise basi hain..
jaise chhote se darwaze mein bhains phasi hain

Dosti se pehle hum hote hain Ajnabee..
Jab kisi aur ke dosti mein padti hai daraar,
Tum dalte ko aag mein Ghee

Aise hi nahi kehte sub Singh is King..
Aise hi nahi kehte sub Singh is King..
Sabhi match khele par kabhi nahi haara apna Dara Singh

Zee Cinema pe aa rahi hai Hum Aapke Hain Kaun..
Zee Cinema pe aa rahi hai Hum Aapke Hain Kaun..
Aur Zee News pe aa raha hai Agla Rashtrapati Kaun..

Tum ho nanhe nahi ho Sur ke pehelwaan..
Tum ho nanhe nahi ho Sur ke pehelwaan..
Bin supari ke ho pheenke paan