1. Agar suddenly ek saath sab kuch theek ho jaaye … toh life bahut boring ho jaati hai.
2. Story mein hero ho ya na ho … story hero honi chahiye.
3. Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein.
4. Budhi ho ya jawaan … melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai.
5. Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai … lagaya nahi jaata.