Shayari for Madhuri & Juhi Chawla in Comedy Nights with Kapil

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By Kapil

Arz kiya hai..
Hum jab gaye pardes, hamari mehbooba rodi,
Sabke mann mein ek hi sawal hai,
Sarkar kaun banayega Rahul ya Modi.

Chhoti chhoti aankhen, chhote chhote hath,
Kabhi nahi chhodenge aapka sath
Delhi Police Sada aapke saath.

Shaadi hai ek laddoo ,
Iska mazaa jaroor chakho,
Bachhon ke bich mein 3 saal ka antar jaroor rakho

Hum to Pyar se dekh rahe the pani ko
Itne mein machhli nikli aur boli tere ghar mein maa- behen nahi hai..

By Dadi

Chhote pappu nawab ke samne aisa thumka lagayenge,
Ki puri mehfil mein aag hi aag lagayenge.

By Rahul Mahajan

Is zamane se chhupakar teri tasveerein bathroom mein laga rakhi hain,
Har ghadi tera deedar ho isliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hain.

By Sidhu for Madhuri

Lakhon haseen jahan mein hai par mujhe yakeen hai,
Ki yahan tumse milta julta koi dusra nahi hai,
Yeh noor, yeh nikhar, yeh shokhiyan, yeh baghpan
Agar kahin jannat hai to yahin hai.

By Sidhu for Juhi

Hamari nazron ke aage nazare to hazaar aaye,
Magar koi ussa nahi yeh zamane mein pukaar aaye,
Wo Juhi ki kali hai sare mausam, uspar sadke hain,
Wo roothe to chaman roothe,
Wo hanse to bahaar hai,
Lakhon dilon mein karaar aaye.

By Kapil

Tamanna hai ki zindagi kat ti rahe yuhin,
Ek taraf Madhuri, ek taraf Juhi,
Ek taraf Madhuri, ek taraf Juhi,

By Golden bhai

Silsile zindagi mein kuchh aisi hadd se guzar aaye,
Dekh un haseenaon ko..
Mujhe neend na aaye,
Mujhe chain na aaye.

Sidhu Shayari for Pinky Bua’s Wedding in Comedy Nights with Kapil

Nach mere bulbul ki paisa milenge,
Yahan par koi bhi aadme nahi hilega.

Chachi ka na tai ka,
Pure shantivan mein danka bajta hai bhai ka.

Ataa kar mujh par apni rehmat ka karam ki ab to mera gum ja,
Abe ae jalele fafund ke chhokre,
isko mere bare mein samjha.

Sitaron ke aage us jahan mein kuchh farishte rehte hain,
Yahin wo nacheez hain jinko bhai khta hain.

Halaton ki sarparasthi ki aage har koi maun hai,
Jaldi se batao tum dono mein se bittoo sharma kaun hai.

Raat mein sadak par niklo to kutte bhaunk dete hain,
Aur bina sher-o-shayari ke baat ki to bhai thok dete hain.

Isliye ghar ke raaz dheere dheere kholte raho,
Jaan ki salamati chahte ho to sher bolte raho.

Kayar aadmi pyar mein kayri karta hai,
Bhai hum dono se yeh badi achi shayari karta hai.

Tere ishq ki justujoo main kya batau tujhe,
Bhai kuchh ledeke nahi ho sakta.

junoon-e-ishq mein hum khud ko fanaa karsakte hain,
Bhai kya aapas mein hum normal baat kar sakte hain.

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Aashiq aadmi aashiqui mein bada dard sehta hain,
Bhai yeh thappad khane ke baad aur bhi achha sher kehta hai.

Karle humpe lakh sitam ae gaafil,
Irade shahadat kabhi kum nahi hogi,
Bhai bandh do jidhar bandh do apne.

Chand ki roshni ko roshnai kehte hain,
Yeh jo samne tere khada hai use Golden bhai kehte hai.

Ae hasina apne husn par itna mat aitho,
Baitho bhai baitho.

Gud khane ka dil tha par gud hobar ho gaya,
Bhai aapki shayari ka time over ho gaya.

Shayari by Palak

Jiski body hai itni achi, size hai ekdum zero,
Tu mera hero, tu mera hero.

Hum aaye hain bua ki shaadi mein khayenge dahi balle,
Ho gayi tere balle balle ho jayegi balle balle.

Sidhu Shayari for Mallaika Arora Khan & Kirron Kher in Comedy Nights

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For Mallaika

Aap aaye jaise bahar aa gayi,
Sawan ki rimjhim jaise phuhar aa gayi,
Meri baat par agar hans diye husn-e-jaana,
Maano hanso ki ek qatar aa gayi.

For Kapil

Ganga gaye gangadas,
Jamna gaye jamnadas,
Nathasingh & Premsingh,
One and the same singh.

For Kirron

Shayar ko teri aankhon ke jalwe lutgaye,
Jhumko pe sher likha to dimple ruth gaye,
Ab kaun dikhaye tujhko teri jhalak,
Takraye jo tere husn se to aaine toot gaye.

Sidhu Shayari for Alia Bhatt and Randeep hooda in Comedy Nights with kapil

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Chumbak kitni bhi door ho,
Lohe ko pass aana padta hai,
Ladkiyan propose kyun karengi,
Pyase ko kuen ke pass jana padta hai.

Kheti sukh jaye uske baad pani dale to koi fayeda nhai,
Chirag bujhne ke baad tel daalo to koi fayeda nahi.

By Palak

Randeep aur bhi hot lagenge agar uga lenge muchh,
Tu moochh uga le to puri mard lagegi bavdi punchh.

Pata kyun nahi mujhe aisa lagta hai ki
hamari shaadi ke baad aap utha lenge mera bojha,
Mauja hi mauja, mauja hi mauja

Sidhu Shayari for Farhan Akhtar & Vidya Balan in Comedy Hights with Kapil

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Kali khilke aaj phool ho gayi,
Saalon ki mehnat wasool ho gayi,
O Bittoo sun li aakhirkar Rab ne teri,
Teri bua aur dua kubool ho gayi.

For Farhan

Loha tapta, pighalta, sulaghta hai,
To jake do dhaari talwar banta hai,
Sona kha ke sunar ki maar pichhyon,
Kisi heer ke gale ka haar banta hai,
Lakh aandhiyan, jhakkhar , toofan jhelke,
Koi singh surma Akhtar Farhan banta hai.

By Palak

Agar main aapko bina make up ke milungi to aap darenge,
Ya phir hawan karenge, hawan karenge

For Vidya

Hum to aashiq hain, mehboob ki baat karte hain,
Yaad aa jaye agar koi haseen to Rab se fariyaad karte hain,
Aur kabhi jab zikr karna ho shokh phoolon ka,
To Vidya Baalan ki muskurahat ki baat karte hain.

By Hone wale fufaji

Kash ki aapne na puchha hota mera machgala,
Very simple bhai, udhar se paise liye, idhar se nikla.

Sidhu Shayari For team of Movie Gunday in Comedy Nights with Kapil

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Rap by Ranveer Singh

Meri kahani mein yeh kaisa mod aaya,
Chauthi hi picture ne 100 crore kamaya,

Buy original, piracy ki maa ki,
Meri yeh policy hai urvashi take i easy,
Kabhi kabhi kar leta hun main batameezee,
Gunda hun main mere tevar hain kuchh aise,
Tv walon mere ghar pahuncha dena paise.

By Palak

for Ranveer
Aise mahaul mein reh reh ke,
Mera dum hai ghut gaya,
Main to ainvaiy ainvaiy lut gaya..

For Arjun Kapoor

Main hoon apki lalli,
Aap hain mere lalla,
Chhalla, mera aashiq chhalla valla