Tension is……. A CORONA Virus ….
Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by a new virus
Guys don’t get scared of Corona virus, it will not stay for so many days bcoz “Made in China ” 🤪🤭
China walon, Roti sabji khana seekh jao na bhai,
Ulta seedha khaate ho aur . . . . . Tension poore World ko hota hai
1.Please don’t post videos in whatsapp of Police beatings on the road
After watching these videos wives are purposely sending their husband to get vegetables/groceries
2. Only essential services to be available.
Schools, colleges, University :
all type of education is missing from the Essential list.
I realized: how many years of my life I wasted on non-essential activity
3. This quarantine is Gods way of accepting a ton of wishes of:
1. Kids: Can we have no school and play all day? – Done
2. Women: can we have the undivided attention of my husband who works so hard?- Done
3. Husbands: I’m sick of this traffic and commuting i wish i cud stay at home and work n Get paid: Done
4. Working Moms: I wish I could spend some quality time with my kids and read… Done
5.Students: I wish i wouldnt have to study for my exams? – Done
6. Old Parents: Wish our kids could spend more time with us rather than being busy everyday? – Done
7. Employee: Hate my job, i need a break.- Done
8. Employers: Have no life, wish could sit home and watch TV. Done
9. Mother Earth: I cant breathe, i wish I could get a break from all this pollution and chaos… DONE
Yet we all complain- Beware what you wish – You might just get it !!
Your will power can create an absolute multiverse.
Have faith in your absoluteness.
1. I called my friend yesterday night at 10.30pm, he said he was very busy, working on a special Project “Aqua Thermal treatment of Ceramics, Aluminium and Steel under a constrained environment”.
I was impressed.
Later I realized – saala bartan dho raha tha, under the supervision of his wife !!
English is a Beautiful language !
2. PM Modi 2016 – aaj raat 12 baje se 1000 aur 500 ke note nhi chalenge.
💵💴
PM Modi 2020- aaj raat 12 baje se log nhi chalenge.
🚶🏼♂🚶🏻♀
3. Trump woke up after listening to India clapping/ Crackers/ whistling and calls Modi – Did you invent drug to treat Carona ?
Modi : No
Trump : Did you stop further cases
Modi : No
Trump: Then why all this celebration
Modi : in Our Bollywood after few serious scenes we have a song and dance sequence which has nothing to do with the story or plot. We are just following the formula