1. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
2. Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.
3. Love conquers all things… except poverty and toothache.
4. Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.
5. Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.