1. Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
2. When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.
3. Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
4. Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl.
5. Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours.
6. I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
7. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
8. Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.