1. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
2. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
3. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
4. I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
5. Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
6. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
7. I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
8. Train your mind to see good in everything.
9. When nothing goes right, go left!
10. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.