Chashme Baddoor – Movie Shayari

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Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai …
Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai …
Pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah …
Taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah …
Aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah.

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai …
kuch kaho toh muh phula leti hai …
Aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai.

Na suhaag hai na raat hai,
Phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai …
Believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai.

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai … toh beta bolta hai ki –
“dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega”.

Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat …
Aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat.

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya … toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye … love, sex aur dhokha.

Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge …
Dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge.

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya …
Bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya.

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai …
Tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua …
Tu hi uska Superman hai.

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai …
Bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bache ki amma nazar aata hai.

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes …
it’s just a hit with the masses.

Early to bed and early to rise …
Makes your girlfriend go with other guys.

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai …
Saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai.

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai …
Main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai …
Main tera langot tu meri neck tie …
Main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai.

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai …
Dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai.

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi …
Aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi.

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta …
Tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

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