Poem on Election

Election poem
Aaya election karo taiyari,
saj dhaj ke nikli harek sawaari;
Congress ki chali zor se aandhi,
sab khush hain aayi sonia gandhi;
Laloo yadav baja raha hai gaal,
main hoon Bharat maa ka asli lal;
Abla nari ke hathon me saunpi lagaam,
rabri devi aa rahi hain karo salaam;
Mulayam singh hue bade kathor,
inka kisipe ab na chale zor;
Dekho dekho ye mayavati aa gayi,
apne hi guru kashi ko kha gayi;
Janta dal ka langda ghoda dauda,
bach gaye kewal sri devegauda,
Communist kar rahe hain left-right-centre,
naach rahe hain jaise bandar;
Jyoti basu baja rahe hain apna baaja,
ek din zaroor main banoonga raja;
Bal brahmchari bechare atal bihari,
inpe hamesha nari padi bhari;
Safed dadhi wale baba surjeet,
karwa rahe hain budhape me mitti palit;
kabr me panv hai aur dil me josh,
kis party me hai ye unko nahi hosh;
Sushma swaraj pahunchi bellary,
laga diya swadeshi banaam videshi nari;
bharat maa ki beti(indira) ki bahu,
chilla rahi hai main indian hoon;
Chalta rahega ye kursi ka khel,
phir chahe bharat lene jaaye tel;
Bhaiyo aur beheno dena usko vote,
jo de tumko dher saare note
Kyonki : ye paisa bolta hai

Vote Aapka Adhikaar Hai

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Naha Lo Bhaiya Dho Lo Bhaiya, Jana Hai Ban Than
Ab Hai Election Yaar Ho Jaao tayyaar
Vote Dalna Bahut Jaroori, Sun Lo Har Koi Yeh Baat
Aapka Vote Bada Keemti Samjho Is Vote Ki Aukat
Jhaptney Mat Do Kisi Chalu Neta Ko Yeh Power Is Baar
Dikhla Do Apni Power Lekar Haath Mein Vote Rupi Talwar
Sarkar Hove Uski Jo Samjhey Kya Hoti Insaaniyat Kya Hota Insaan
Uski Na Hove Sarkar Jo Apna Ghar Roshan Kare
Jala Kar Janta Ka Ghar-Makaan.

Desh Ki Haalat

desh ki haalat
Yeh to socho saval kaisa hai
Desh ke aaj haal kaise hai.
Jaise mazhab nikal nahi pate
Sajiso ka vo jal kaisa hai.
Aaye din hadse hote hai
Sochta yeh saal kaisa hai.
Aap ne aag ko hawa di thiJaan leta hai begunaaho ki
Aapka yeh kamal kaisa hai.
Jal gaye to malam kaisa hai.
Dushmani se kya hasil hoga,
dosti ke khayal kaise hai.

Election ka Dhamaal Shayari

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Andher nagari choupat raja
Sonia aur laloo bajaye baja

Kanoon todne wale banayenge kanoon
Swadesh ke khatir ladne walon ka barbaad hua khoon

Kuch din pahle, gareeb kisan no ne khud khushee kiye..
Mausam haat de gaya tha
Ab business men apni jaan denge..
bazaar gir gayaa hai..

Logon ko upar uthane kee tamanna nahin hai..
Sab ko niche gira ka ek banane chale hai sarkar..

Wah ri duniya, wah India..
Ek Gandhi ne, pardeshiyon ko bahar bheza
Ek Gandhi ne pardesi ko bahu se PM banaya..

Kya sahi hai, kya galat hai..
India super-power banene chali thee,
banee ek firangi sarkar..
Aaj zhuk gaya sharm se sar
100 crore mein, 1 nahin des chalane kee kabil