Best WhatsApp Shayari Status in Hindi

whatsapp shayari
1. Wo khud ko phool aur hum ko patthar keh kar muskuraya karte hain,
Unko kya khabar patthar to patthar rehte hain phool hi murjhaya karte hain..

2. Dosti khas nahi hoti,
Lekin jinse hoti hai vo log khas ban jate hai .

3. Kaise khatam kar doon main apna rishta usse,
Jisse sirf mehsus karne se hi main saari duniya bhul jata hoon.

Funny Status for WhatsApp

1. Hey Zuckerberg if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on, may i suggest IRCTC.

2. I have decided to leave my past behind me, so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.

3. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”

4. If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

5. Life is short talk fast

6. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)

7. I took IQ test …..results were negative

8. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

9. You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice

Top 21 cool WhatsApp Status

1. Fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

2. Status under construction.

3. No status available.

4. Life is short, chat fast..!!!

5. Life is too short to be updating status

6. Too busy to update a status.

7. Formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….

8. Since 1910

9. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….

10. I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

11. Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

12. Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

13. Error: status unavailable

14. Waiting for wi-fi network.

15. Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…

16. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

17. I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

18. Not always available, try your luck 😉

19. You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

20. Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

21. Sorry vegiterians we can’t pretend

WhatsApp shayari For Status in Hindi

1. Thak gaya hun main Teri naukri se ae zindagi,
Munasib hoga tu mera hisaab karde.

2. Bhari jeb ne duniya ki pehchaan karayi aur
Khali jeb ne insaano ki.

3. Kuch sahi to Kuch Harrah kehte hain,
Log Hume bigda hua nawaab kehte hain,
Hum to badnaam hue Kuch is kadar,
Ki pani bhi peeyein to log sharaab kehte hain.

4. Machis ki jarurat yahan nahi padti,
Yahan aadmi aadmi se jalta hai.