Collection Top 12 Funny Shayari

collection of funny shayari
This is the collection of funny shayari created by taking some famous dialogues from Movies, TV Ads and Serials!

1.
Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

2.
Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।

3.
Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।

4.
Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..।

5.
Apne ghamo ko bas,
dil me daba lo…
Naya Godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato, gholo aur laga lo!!

6.
Yun khamosh rehkar tadpegi kab tak…?
Cameraman Praful ke sath Deepak Chaurasiya AAJ TAK..।

7.
Mehngaayi ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kaaboo
Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu…….!

8.
Main hoon yahaa, Tu hai wahaa..
LIFEBUOY hai jaha, tandarusti hai waha!

9.
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska Group jaanchna..
……..Basanti, Inn kutto ke saamne mat naachnaaa!!!

10.
Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala…
TATA SKY laga daala, to Life jhingalala..।

11.
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asli masaale sach-sach, MDH… MDH!

12.
Naach meri bul bul, tujhe paisa milega..
Hum CID se hain, Koi apni jagah se nahin hilega!

Funny WhatsApp Shayari

Whatsapp-Status
New Diseases of Whatsapp users…..

1.Wrong post in wrong group syndrome
2.Non-reading earlier post dystrophy
3. Repeated posting neurosis
4. Late replying psychosis
5. Non-immune religionitis
6. Sudden disappearancitis.