WhatsApp Shayari – Son of Sardar Movie

son of sardaar
1. Milan ke bina love story poori nahi hoti …
par joh poori nahi hoti, kya woh love story nahi hoti?

2. Bhichad ke tujhse ab mujhe marna hai …
yeh tajurba issi zindagi mein karna hai..

3. Har khote jaise dikhne waali cheez khoti nahi hoti …
aur har bhook ka ilaaj roti nahi hoti.

4. Woh dil hi kya joh dhadke na …
woh chunni ki kya joh sarke na …
woh soorma ki kya joh rarke na …
te woh yaar hi kya joh yaar ke liye tadpe na..

5. Kuch te aankhan di pardedaari rakh,
chahe pyar tu udhaar hi rakh …
phone toh tu karda nahi hai,
meri jaan missed callan de maari rakh.

6. Daru badi kutti cheez hoti hai …
dosti mein pilao toh yaar deti hai …
dushmani mein pilao toh maar deti hai..

7. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai …
ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? …
sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar

Chashme Baddoor – Movie Shayari

Chashme-Baddoor-movies-shayari
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai …
Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai …
Pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah …
Taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah …
Aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah.

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai …
kuch kaho toh muh phula leti hai …
Aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai.

Na suhaag hai na raat hai,
Phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai …
Believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai.

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai … toh beta bolta hai ki –
“dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega”.

Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat …
Aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat.

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya … toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye … love, sex aur dhokha.

Chahe marr hum jaye phir bhi marham lagake jayenge …
Dost ke dil se utar ke nahi, dost ke dil mein utar ke jayenge.

Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya …
Bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya.

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai …
Tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua …
Tu hi uska Superman hai.

Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai …
Bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bache ki amma nazar aata hai.

Kiss ki nahi hoti koi classes …
it’s just a hit with the masses.

Early to bed and early to rise …
Makes your girlfriend go with other guys.

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai …
Saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai.

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai …
Main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai …
Main tera langot tu meri neck tie …
Main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai.

Har ladka soft drink ki botal ki tarah hota hai …
Dimag ki jagah upar dhakan hota hai.

Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi …
Aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi.

Ek dost ne ek dost ko yun peeta …
Tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti senorita

Mughal- E- Azam – Movie Shayari

mughal e azamTaqdeerein badal jaati hai,
zamana badal jaata hai,
Ulkon ki tarikh badal jaati hai,
Shahenshah badal jaate hai …
Magar is badalti hui duniya mein
Mohabbat jis insaan ka daaman thaam leti hai …
Woh insaan nahi badalta.

Mohabbat karne waalo ka bas itna hi hai afsana …
Tadapna chupke chupke,
Aah bharna,
Ghutke marr jana

Mohabbat humne maana zindagi barbad kar deti hai …
Yeh kya kam hai ki marr jaane pe duniya yaad karti hai.

Anand – Movie Shayari

anand movie shayari

Jeene ki aarzoo main mare jaa rahe hain log,
marne ki aarzoo main jiye jaa rahaa hun main

Zindagi aur maut upar wale ke haath hain jahapanah,
use naa aap badal sakte hain na main,
Hum sab toh rang-manch kee katputliya hain,
jinki dor uparwale ki ungliyon mein bandhi hain
Kab kaun kaise uthega, koi nahi bata sakta.

Gulaal – Movie Shayari

gulaal movie shayariGulaal version

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil me hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna bazu-e-kaatil me hai
Waqt aane pe bataadenge tujhe e aasmaan
Hum abhi se kya batayen kya hamare dil me hai

Oh re Bismil kaash aate aaj tum Hindustaan
Dekhte ki mulk saara kya tashan, kya thrill mein hai
Aaj ka launda yeh kehta hum to bismil thak gaye
Apni aazaadi to bhaiya laundiya ke til mein hai.

Aaj ke jalson me Bismil ek gunga gaa raha.
Aur behron ka wo rela naachta mehfil mein hai
Haath ki khadi banaane ka zamaana lag gaya
Aaj to chaddi bhi silti englison ki mill mein hai

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil me hai…
….kya batayen kya hamare dil me hai

Do Nyay agar to aadha do,
Par isme bhi yadi badha ho,
To dedo kewal paanch gram,
Rakho apni dharti tamam.

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